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SUMMARY:Movie Night (Matinee): Zootopia 2
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-matinee-zootopia-2/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
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SUMMARY:War on the Catwalk
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/war-on-the-catwalk/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:The Sheepdogs
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/the-sheepdogs/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:Lambton Kent District NTS Drama Festival
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/lambton-kent-district-nts-drama-festival/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:Movie Night: One Battle After Another
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-one-battle-after-another/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
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SUMMARY:Ozzy Osbourne & Mötley Crüe Tribute
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/ozzy-osbourne-motley-crue-tribute/
LOCATION:Kiwanis Theatre\, 75 William St N\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Kiwanis Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:High Valley
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/high-valley/
LOCATION:Kiwanis Theatre\, 75 William St N\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Kiwanis Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:What You Won't Do for Love
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/what-you-wont-do-for-love/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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SUMMARY:Movie Night: Blue Moon
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-blue-moon/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260224T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260224T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20260113T161710Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260113T161846Z
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SUMMARY:Movie Night: Selma
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-selma/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260221T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260221T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250603T140231Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250603T140231Z
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SUMMARY:Turn to Stone: A Tribute to ELO
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/turn-to-stone-a-tribute-to-elo-2/
LOCATION:Kiwanis Theatre\, 75 William St N\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Kiwanis Theatre,Shows
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260220T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260220T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250610T164833Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250721T205743Z
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SUMMARY:Red Hot Chilli Pipers
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/red-hot-chilli-pipers/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260219T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260219T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250610T164847Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260209T212018Z
UID:10000090-1771527600-1771534800@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Sam Roberts Band
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/sam-roberts-band/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260218T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260218T203000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20260113T161244Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260113T161449Z
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SUMMARY:Movie Night: The Princess and the Frog
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-the-princess-and-the-frog/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260213T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260213T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250929T145951Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260211T195504Z
UID:10000985-1771009200-1771016400@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Steve-O Crash & Burn Tour
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/steve-o-crash-burn-tour/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Steve-O_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260211T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260211T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20260113T160644Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260113T160954Z
UID:10001019-1770836400-1770843600@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: 42
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-42/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/42_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260208T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260208T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250610T164904Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251211T175043Z
UID:10000095-1770577200-1770584400@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:The Dreamboats
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/the-dreamboats/
LOCATION:Kiwanis Theatre\, 75 William St N\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Kiwanis Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Dreamboats_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260207T193000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260207T213000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250916T140322Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250918T140222Z
UID:10000975-1770492600-1770499800@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Classic Seger: Rock & Roll Never Forgets 2026
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/classic-seger-rock-roll-never-forgets-2026/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Classic-Seger_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260204T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260204T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20260113T155841Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260113T160319Z
UID:10001018-1770231600-1770238800@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: Harriet
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-harriet/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/Harriet_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260128T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260128T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251210T201845Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251210T201855Z
UID:10001016-1769626800-1769634000@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/If-I-Had-Legs-Id-Kick-You_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260127T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260127T213000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250919T180912Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250919T180912Z
UID:10000973-1769540400-1769549400@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Swan Lake
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/swan-lake-2/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Swan-Lake_Web-1-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260123T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260123T220000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250711T140341Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260122T194732Z
UID:10000125-1769198400-1769205600@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Classic Elton
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/classic-elton/
LOCATION:Kiwanis Theatre\, 75 William St N\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Kiwanis Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Classic-Elton_SOLD-OUT_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260121T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260121T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251210T195338Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251210T195615Z
UID:10001015-1769022000-1769029200@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: The Iron Lady
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-the-iron-lady/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/The-Iron-Lady_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260116T100000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260404T160000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20260330T195525Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260331T174602Z
UID:10001449-1768557600-1775318400@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:RAFT
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/raft/
LOCATION:Thames Art Gallery\, 75 William St. N.\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M 4L4\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Exhibitions,Galleries,Thames Art Gallery
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ORGANIZER;CN="Thames Art Gallery":MAILTO:ckartgallery@chatham-kent.ca
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260114T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260114T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251210T194208Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251210T194708Z
UID:10001014-1768417200-1768424400@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: Labyrinth
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-labyrinth/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Labyrinth_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20260107T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20260107T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251210T193255Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251210T193807Z
UID:10001013-1767812400-1767819600@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: The Grand Budapest Hotel
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-the-grand-budapest-hotel/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/The-Grand-Budapest-Hotel_Web-scaled.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20251219T193000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20251219T213000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250624T140357Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251210T152431Z
UID:10000120-1766172600-1766179800@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:The Rock and Roll Christmas Show
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/the-rock-and-roll-christmas-show/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/The-Rock-and-Roll-Christmas-Show_Web-scaled.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20251217T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20251217T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251105T165819Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251105T165918Z
UID:10001000-1765998000-1766005200@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Movie Night: Home Alone
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/movie-night-home-alone/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Home-Alone_Web-scaled.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20251216T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20251216T210000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20250926T140110Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250926T140110Z
UID:10000974-1765911600-1765918800@www.ckculture.ca
SUMMARY:Jigs and Jingles - A Celtic Christmas Celebration
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/jigs-and-jingles-a-celtic-christmas-celebration/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Shows
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://www.ckculture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Cornell-Irish-Dance_Jigs-and-Jingles_Web.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Toronto:20251215T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Toronto:20251215T200000
DTSTAMP:20260411T153847
CREATED:20251126T150945Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251126T150945Z
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SUMMARY:Gingershire and the Great Orange Mystery
DESCRIPTION:If I Had Legs I’d Kick YouWhat happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp\, offbeat comedy about resilience\, revenge\, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t. With her life crashing down around her\, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness\, her absent husband\, a missing person\, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. At its heart\, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could\, they take on bullies\, bureaucracy\, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in. This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals\, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry. Why you’ll love it: A bold\, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.A surreal\, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.Rating: RGenre: Comedy\, Drama\, Thriller\, Psychological Drama  Run time: 1 h 53 minStars: Rose Byrne\, Delaney Quinn\, Mary Bronstein
URL:https://www.ckculture.ca/event/gingershire-and-the-great-orange-mystery/
LOCATION:Chatham Capitol Theatre\, 238 King Street W\, Chatham\, Ontario\, N7M1E7\, Canada
CATEGORIES:Capitol Theatre,Movies,Shows
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